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- Lily: Hypothetically, would it be weird if I dated someone named Jesse?
- Jesse: Yes.
- Lily: Even if he was really, reeeeally good looking?
- Jesse: Most definitely. Especially.
- Lily: Don't worry, I'm not really that interested-
- Jesse: Cool, I don't have to break anyone's legs then.
- Lily: -rolls eyes- He's shorter than me too, I think, so-
- Jesse: Yeah, no, he's definitely off the cards. You have to date people who are taller than me.
- Lily: But. You're 6'3.
- Jesse: Exactly.
